[This is, ignoring the world’s obligate fuckery, the best not-shopping trip ever.]

[That’s a no for the umbrellas, then!] Okay, okay, [and Aubrey takes a notebook in anticipation, juuust in case,] let’s not escalate this. [Still smiling, though.] Oh, and watch your step. This floor gets slippery when wet.

[Which would be perfect for a very stupid race. Does she want to get them all arrested again, though…? For now, just the mental image has her face turning into a “>:)c”]